i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:
omg i just realized why mario and luigi are red and green
how i didn’t see that i’m so stupid
oh
June 2013
“Don’t expect to get anything back, don’t expect recognition for your efforts, don’t expect your genius to be discovered or your love to be understood. Act because you need to act.”
—Paulo Coelho (via melizzaaratan)
D.S. Hooker: "The Quiet World" by Jeffrey McDaniel →
dshooker.tumblr.com
In an effort to get people to look
into each other’s eyes more,
and also to appease the mutes,
the government has decided
to allot each person exactly one hundred
and sixty-seven words, per day.
When the phone rings, I put it to my ear
without saying hello. In the restaurant
I point at chicken…
when u eat a chocolate chip cookie fresh out of the oven
But I’ll be honest
Overexaggerated infomercial incompetance
In and of itself
May just be
my favorite invention ever
how can people take things so seriously on the internet when there’s stuff like
I’M SO ANGRY
SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”
AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”
WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”
AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”
BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK
IF FIRE WERE WATER
this is far too mesmerizing not to reblog
everything changed when the water tribe attacked
NOW JUST IMAGINE IF WATER WERE FIRE
DRINK A NICE GLASS OF FIRE
LETS GO TO THE BEACH, THE OCEAN IS ROASTY
WATER FOUNTAINS ARE NOW FLAME THROWERS
WATER FUN THO
she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
So Robert Downey Jr. is filming near me and stopped to sign stuff and..
- Me: (Holds out dollar bill and pen)
- Robert Downey Jr: Are you asking me to deface government property?
- Me:
- Me:
- Me: Yes.
- RDJ: Gimmee.
rev up those FUCKING FRYERS
I fucking love movies/shows about psychos/ ingenious murderers. I feel like I’m the only one.
what if Will took Hannibal’s pants off and then kind of just went
“this is my design”
Dr. Hannibal Lecter showed up late to the luncheon...they gave him the cold shoulder.
don’t watch hannibal while eating
- don’t watch hannibal while eating
- don’t watch hannibal while eating
- don’t waTCH HANNIBAL WHILE EATING
- DON’T WATCH HANNIBAL WHILE EATING
